It's no secret that Hollywood's ultimate goal is undermining and tearing down the Right with their so-called "talkies."  While any decent Republifan can see this filth for what it truly is and defend themselves accordingly, our most susceptible are now being targeted just as fiercely. Wanting to begin recruitment as early as possible, Democraps are now writing children's movies stuffed to the gills with liberal propaganda straight from the desk of the Kenyan-in-Chief himself.  Here's one such movie you can avoid seeing this CHRISTMAS season.

The Muppet Commie Karol

 

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Playing off the recent gang activity known as the Occupy movement, the movie's main character is only good once he decides to "share the wealth." Sounds an awful lot like redistribution to me! His only real crime before that is being a businessman, one who, I might add, was being robbed in his tax bracket to the point where he couldn't afford electricity and had to use candles.  He creates jobs but all his employees do is complain about working on Christmas Eve. His old partners come back as ghosts to warn him not to follow in their footsteps, but all I see is two entrepreneurs who made the hard choices that keep this economy running. Closing down an orphanage isn't "cool" or "groovy", but the free market will take care of them. Giving the orphans a chance to pull themselves up by their bootstraps is apparently a crime worthy of eternal damnation. Can you say Millennial entitlement?!  

 

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Never missing an opportunity to push the agenda of Emperor Obama, the movie couldn't be more blatantly pro-Obamacare.  Tiny Tim is sick and needs treatment, but instead of his parents stepping up and handling it, all blame is thrown at the employer. He should cover the costs! It's Mr. Scrooge's fault my son is sick! Who cares what happens to the premiums of THOSE WHO PAY TAXES, let's add the kid with the pre-existing condition!

 

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At one point Scrooge's employees complain about being cold, practically demanding more coal, as if being warm were guaranteed in the Constitution. Well, Scrooge can't give it to them, because we're sitting on SO MUCH oil but we'd rather people be cold.....and....the pipeline...but...Saudis...actually my notes from this part are kind of messy. Just know this movie hates clean burning coal! Except Scrooge gives it to his employees in the end when he's a commie pinko, so I don't know.

 

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The movie takes place in England, so why does everyone have an American accent except Scrooge?!  All borders have been torn down in this England, with everyone just getting a free pass to come and go as they please.  My ancestors didn't leave England to come to America and fight the English so anyone could come to this/that country!  This must be what the liberal utopia looks like- foreign puppets taking all the jobs from decent, God-fearing humans.

 

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Yes, I know it's in the title and in a bunch of the songs, but let me ask you this: where is Santa? An entire movie about Christmas and Santa doesn't show up ONCE. The closest they come is some giant redheaded hippie.

 

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First of all, this movie is way too casual about the occult. It feels like a new ghost is popping up every twenty minutes, but do they ever talk about Heaven? Of course not! That wouldn't be politically correct and might offend someone in the audience! Even when Tiny Tim says the "prayer," everyone keeps their eyes open. Now that I think about it, how did all these frogs and pigs learn to talk? Evolution?!?!