By Caldwell Tanner
FlowComic: How to Respond to a Text 1. SANJAY's phone buzzes. He inspects the screen. Sanjay: Sweet fancy dang, a text from Megan! 2. Shot of Sanjay's Screen. Megan (Text): Hey, what are u doing tonight? Sanjay (OS): Oh man oh man 3. Tight shot of Sanjay looking at his phone and sweating. Sanjay: What should I say? Clickable options are listed below. Each option is presented in a green text bubble. [ RESPOND INSTANTLY ] [ PLAY HARD TO GET] [ SEND DICK PIC ] --------------------------------------- Respond Instantly 1. Shot of Megan's text conversation. Sanjay (Text): No plans! Haha ;) What's up? Megan: Oh perfect! 2. MEGAN and KEVIN, her date, sit on a couch. Kevin: What'd he say? Megan: He's not doing anything! I'm gonna ask him to watch the cat while we're at the movie. Kevin: Great thinking, babe. 3. They French. End. Play Hard to Get 1. Sanjay holds his phone and clenches his fist with resolve. Sanjay: Don't wanna seem desperate. Time to play it cool. 2. Megan looks at her phone. Sanjay (Text): Sry, busy tonight, but maybe tomorrow? Megan: Aww, darn. Oh well. 3. Pan over to see Megan's Girlfriend's standing next to a food truck. They are all wearing bikinis. The food truck is parked next to a giant tank. A sign reads FREE TACOS AND DOLPHIN ENCOUNTERS. TODAY ONLY! A rainbow shines overhead. Also there is a waterslide. Megan: Wait for me guys! 4. Sanjay is sitting alone in the dark. Sanjay: I'm a genius. End. Send a Dick Pic 1. Shot of Megan's hand holding a phone. We see the top of a pixelated picture. The speech bubble cuts out any obscenity. Sanjay (Text): You lol Megan: Wow, seriously. 2. Sanjay's phone buzzes. Sanjay: Oh geez I can't believe she actually- 3. Sanjay's expression has fallen. Sanjay: Oh. 4. Shot of Sanjay's phone. Kevin, Megan, and Megan's Girlfriend's are all laughing and pointing. Megan (Text): Thanks for sharing! :) End.