By CH Staff
15 Pokémon Sex Moves
The Professor: Give your partner exactly what he or she asks for, then give your next partner something that will make your previous partner regret their decision.
The Metapod - Get hard and tackle your partner.
The Eevee - Expose your partner to different objects and see how it evolves your experience.
The Snorlax - Throw your weight around, then pass out.
The Likitung - Use your tongue, but be a little too obvious about it.
The Haunter - Use your tongue again, but this time so well that it actually paralyzes your partner.
The Alakazam: Just spooning.
The Missingno: Have a one night stand with someone filled to the brim with STDs
The Magikarp - Flop around ineffectively.
The Gyrados - After flopping around for a while, shock your partner by growing a ton and then hyper beaming them.
The Electrode: Just explode immediately
The Ditto - Dress up exactly like your partner and just mimic all of their moves.
The Dugtrio - During a threesome, poke your heads out from under the covers while you do god knows what underneath.
The Abra - Vanish before you get caught up in anything serious
The Pokedex / The Bulbapedia - Look online and realize you're not as good at this as you thought you were.