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While you and most people are just sobering up from a break-long food coma, this person will be bursting with more enthusiasm than you can handle. You better hope you're not eating when you run into them because they're probably on a new diet and your solid food is not part of it. They'll be the first to tell you that 2014 is "The Year" and you can bet they'll tell you why. They've got big plans and even bigger resolutions, avoid them if you can so you don't get dragged to any Transcendental Kale Meditation classes.

 

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When you think of this person you probably picture them with a phone attached to their face, constantly stepping out to remind their "Boo" how much they miss them. They were the first to go home for break and you were happy to see them to go; there's only so many times you can hear "I get to see my baby soon!" before you resort to violence. Now you're back from break and what do you know, they broke up! Look out when you run into them, you're in for some drinking or some crying, but more likely both.

 

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Your least favorite part of last semester quickly became this middle-aged, overly talkative adult student in your Comp class. Sure they are just trying to get the most out of their time back at school but you don't get why they had to sit near you and try to become your friend. They spent each class trying to fit in, while you spent the whole time stewing in your hatred for them. You strategically chose your classes for next semester, picking times overlapping The Price is Right and NCIS to ensure you'd never have to hear their voice again. Despite your best efforts though you'll find your grown-up enemy in at least 2 of your new classes, now sporting a hip denim jacket.

 

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You've got your close friends, you've got people from class and then you've got this person. They made sure to keep in touch with you as much as possible over break; texts, snapchats, you name it. They are desperately worried you might forget they exist and it shows. And now that you're back from break they can't wait to hang out, that is if they haven't already made plans weeks in advance via a New Years Eve Text you were too drunk to properly respond to.

 

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This is the guy no one really likes to begin with, but he's everywhere. He's probably the same person who said "See ya next year!" right before you left for break and don't worry he's got plenty more New Years puns ready to go. He spent most of his break coming up with witty responses to facebook statuses and curating hilarious youtube videos. When you do run into him, after he tells you he hasn't seen you all year, he'll tell you all about how the new Vince Vaughn movie is funnier than Anchorman 2.

 

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You've never really been friends with this girl but instagram and facebook would make it seem otherwise because she takes a picture with you every time you see each other.  This girl has been posting #tbt pics since break started and she's aching for more shots of her "Besties", so expect her to snap a pic of the two of you the moment you see her. Just hope it isn't at a party or it might turn into an all night #reunited photoshoot.

 

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Barry's actually really chill, it'll be really good to see him again.