If Your Hookup Texted Like Your Mom
By Hallie Cantor
hi sweetie -paul how r u -paul good you dont have to sign your name each time you know oh, O.K. i just called you and left a voicemail. okay anyway i just wanted to let you know that i was thinking of you and I hope I get to see you later tonight! what time is your party with your friends over? where is it? i saw on the news that there was a fire in a bank. was that near u at all? you're the best. xo this is Paul by the way its at the Red Lion in bushwick O.K. what time will it be over? i dunno, parties dont really have a set end time can u email me directions, it sounds far But send me a text when you do so I know to Cusack my emails please To check my emails ok Great, thanks. ( ) did you record the good wife on the dvr? what? whoops! sorry sweetheart. i meant to text that to my roommate. np what? no problem O.K. It's supposed to be very cold out tonite please b careful And text me when you get in please okay (5 minutes later) how was work today? how is your friend olivia who i met? do you still see her? it might be fun for u to call her to have dinner some night yeah maybe. she's fine i think not as fiiiine as u ;) aren't u lucky to have a friend w benefits w such a great sense of humor? haha yes paul i'm very lucky :) (2 minutes later) have you seen this show "true detective"? no, why? (15 minutes later) sweetie? r u there? whats up nothing, i was just checking that u r O.K. -paul im fine O.K. I cant wait to c u. ;). and neither can my... [blank text bubble] [blank text bubble] do u kno how to send a picture on here? were you just trying to send me a dick pic? Yes. did it go thru? (1 minute later) sweetie?