Everybody has an amazing event in their lives they would love to relive. Or a horrible scenario they want to skip. With the scene selection feature, you can choose which scenes play out in your life. About to get horribly dumped by your girlfriend? Why not skip ahead to the next scene, where your buddies comfort you with a trip to the strip club! Did you have a good presentation at work that got you well deserved applause? Why not rewind back and live your moment of glory over and over again? With this feature you can literally have your cake and eat it too. Every time you finish it, just go back and have another bite.
What if you could watch a compilation video of all the times you and your friends did something stupid that didn't work like you planned? Spend hours remembering how you tried doing Parkour and fell off the roof. Or the time you called your teacher "mommy" in third grade. Now, that you're older, you can finally afford to laugh at your horrible stupidity. Spoiler alert: the blooper reel also contains the time you called your girlfriend "mommy". And that was like four days ago. You should see a psychiatrist, because that might mean something.
If you re-watch your life, you're going to have a lot of things to comment on. Whether it's explaining why you decided to go to improv classes instead of law school, or what made you think that pushing Susie off the swing in kindergarten would make her like you. This is your chance to say everything you ever wanted, and explain why you made the choices you made. Although, to be honest, no one wants to listen to the commentary, unless you get Morgan Freeman to narrate it.
What if you could watch a 3 minute preview of your entire existence? An edited version of the most impressive parts in your life, to really sell it as something that's worth living. I bet even the most boring person in the universe could make their life seem interesting if they gist it down to a few minutes. And if they can't, and even their life's trailer is boring- they can know it in advance and kill themselves to not waste time!
Just like a real big hollywood name, the cast of your life have been asked what it was like working with you. This is your chance to find out what everyone really thinks about you. From your mom ("He was always a pleasure to be around, except when he soiled his pants") to the boss at your first job ("He was always a pleasure to work with, except when he soiled his pants").
This feature is for your death bed. In your last few moments, while you're reflecting on your life and regrets, you can click the remote and watch how differently it could have ended. What if you made different choices? Would you be happier? Or would you be reassured that you did, in fact, live your life to the fullest, in the best possible way. Just choose the alternative ending feature, and think of a question, such as "What if I had crossed the road a second later"? And see how you could have lived another 42 years if you weren't hit by that truck.
You can skip this one. It's basically just a sex tape of your parents.
Remember that really embarrassing video you playing with dollies when you were way too old to be doing it? We went ahead and hid it in here.