Illustrated by Shea Strauss.
By CH Staff
pic of magic lamp from aladdin
Just keep rubbing until something comes out.
pic of beast from beauty and the beast
Who cares if your partner has hair in places you don't?
pic of dumbo using his big ears to fly in dumbo
Size doesn't matter as much as how you use it.
witch giving snow white poison apple
If you leave your food or drinks unattended, someone may take advantage of you.
pic of pinocchio's nose
Stretching the truth only works if you can make your wood stretch just as far.
pic of sebastian from the little mermaid
Crabs aren't as bad as you think.
pic of glass slipper from cinderella
Always leave before midnight.
aurora pricking her hand on a spindle in sleeping beauty
Tiny pricks can be very powerful.
pic of andy and buzz from toy story
Toys are your friends.
pic of all 101 dalmations
Use a condom.