Iguana for the mulligan.
Is there anything more embarrassing than being a failure at eating? It's one of the easiest parts of life. Just look at this poor iguana on the PGA Tour, a couple of failed snaps at the golf ball and he scurries away in embarrassment. His little lizard brain just didn't realize he couldn't eat that ball until it was too late.
"What's this, a white rolly thing for me to eat?" Almost, almost..."
"WTF, they're all laughing at me, AND recording this?! Kill me now!"
Still not as embarassing as the iguana caught farting in the bathtub though. You so nasty, iguana.