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1. He never graduated, but he's always on campus.

 

2. He keeps his piece hidden.

 

3. His house is shit.

 

4. He carries everything that he owns in his pockets.

 

5. Hair.

 

6. Threads.

 

7. Atrocious spelling.

 

8. He knows nobody else would ever hire him.

 

9. Herbology.

 

10. He has a brother whose name is even shittier than his own.