I sort of remember liking the science fair when I was a kid, probably because it gave me the chance to make the standard baking soda volcano and then drown G.I. Joes in it after I got home. However, I'm fairly certain my parents hated any school project I had, and the science fair was the grandaddy of them all.
A+ for the Redditor who submitted this gem for Susan M.'s science project. Their child probably didn't make honor roll, but the Internet is that much better because of it. I expect to see these findings in next month's American Journal of Science.