Attention Skinny Petes and Badgers of Pittsburgh, you now have a real Saul Goodman to call. 

Busted for home burglary? Facing drug trafficking charges? Resident in the Pittsburgh area? Not to worry dirtbags of central Pennsylvania, Daniel Muessig is here to get you out of jail and back to your lowlife ways. 

This is not a parody commercial. Daniel Muessig is ready to defend his clients on everything from murder and arson to "funny throwback crimes like moon shining and pick-pocketing (it's about time hillbillies and gypsies have an attorney they can trust). 

"I make jail visits, because I'll probably be there visiting my friends anyways."