The guy who writes the TV Guide descriptions is going through a rough time.
1. Get ready, troll's about to take you to flavortown.
2. Those other people happen to be a drunk and a douchebag.
3. This description is just as versatile for pornhub.
4. Nailed it!
5. Hijinks ensue.
6. Ooh, buuurn.
7. There's a great scene with Jekyll at a rave dancing his ass off.
8. Grandpa Simpson knows a good show when he sees it.
9. Equally accurate for House Of Cards.
10. This was the episode where Bert and Ernies relationship took a turn for the worse.
12. Whoa, TV Guid, not cool.