Illustrated by Matthew Robinson.
6 Sex Techniques You'll Learn in College Clubs
By CH Staff
A Cappella Grab that mic and don't let go until you get applause. someone gives a two-handed, passionate hand job Student Government Consider both sides of an issue equally. someone holding two breasts as if deliberating between them Improv Group Don't be ashamed to do weird stuff if it makes your scene partner feel good. someone uncomfortably puts their hands up as if under arrest while wearing their underwear and furry handcuffs. Their partner, enjoying it, points a fake gun at them. Science Club Nothing is lost by experimenting with new variables. Butt sex! Debate Team Take a few different positions, but always finish on top. someone riding their sex partner while looking victorious Philosophy Club Everyone loves a circle jerk. circle of dudes pontificating, arguing, and giving each other HJs