A couple days ago a twee video called "FIRST KISS" went viral, in which 20 strangers were asked to have their first kiss filmed amidst a photogenic black-and-white studio setting. To be frank it made me sick, probably because I am filled with resentment and hate -- my only respite was that the soundtrack was spared a ukelele / glockenspiel combo. Whatever. Different strokes for different folks. Not my cup of tea.

 

UNTIL. I came across "FIRST HANDJOB (First Kiss Parody)" today by sketch group Pimms Girl, which made me TOTALLY grateful for the existence of FIRST KISS. What not to love from a group whose only other video is titled Farting Isn't Funny.

 

UPDATE: Watch more parodies, including First Fart, First Raspberry, and First Sniff (for dogs)