We get a lot of people sending us their books at this office. This is the first one that I actually think is worth endorsing. Here's an awesome sample:

Ten Household Accessories Belonging to Serial Killer, Ed Gein

  1. Lamp shades made from human skin
  2. A belt made from nipples
  3. Four noses and a heart
  4. A table with shinbone legs
  5. A bowl made from the top of a human skull
  6. Salted female genitals in a shoe box
  7. A pair of lips on a string curtain pull
  8. A shirt of human skin complete with female breasts
  9. The faces of nine women, mounted on a wall
  10. A head with large nails hammered through each ear.

Seriously, man? A nipple-belt?