Wow, is that Amazon.com sure something, huh? You can buy new shoes, diamond earings and a garden hose for your girlfriend all on one site. Just in case you feel like doing some shopping, here are the 10 priciest items on Amazon your broke ass will never be able to afford. Complete with reviews from their mostly satisfied customers. 

1. This shitty toy car. Price: $999,900

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2. This old-ass Canadian postage stamp. Price: $824,500

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3. A painting of somebody else's kid. Price: $525,000

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4. An industrial generator. Price: $455,000 (plus $15,000 shipping)

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5. This incredibly fragile glass peacock. Price: $360,000

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6. The most expensive disco ball in the world. Price: $208,989

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7. This used viola from the 17th century. Price: $169,999

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8. A diry old baseball signed by Charles Kid Nichols. Price: $161,990

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9. This pimp Egyptian glass throne. Price: $140,000

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10. This watch that will surley result in somebody chopping your arm off for it. Price: $99,000

 

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*Bonus Item* This 85-inch LCD TV. Price $39,997

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Shopping cart total of all items at checkout: $ 3,844,375.99