Hey, thanks for meeting me here.
Sure. What's up?
Uh...How have you been?
Fine...? How are you?
Good, I'm good. Ahhh, this is hard to say.
So, okay. I'm just going to come right out and say it.
Say it already!
Okay. I... I don't have Netflix anymore.
I'm sorry, what?
Yeah. So I'm guessing that means there's a pretty good chance you don't have it anymore eith--
Wait, I don't understand. How is this possible...?
Listen, I thought about not telling you--
You were going to just NOT TELL ME?
But I did tell you!
Well, I would have known it was from you! I haven't dated anyone else since you, so there's no other way I could've lost my Netflix access.
How did this even happen? When we started dating, we were both totally fine. We had my roommate's parents' account.
Right, but...remember my friend Molly?
I KNEW she was gross.
Oh, like you haven't made bad decisions about who to share Netflix accounts with. What about that guy Rob?
That was different. He never stole the account. He was just a carrier! Of the password!
Well, anyway, I think it's because of her. She must have changed the password on us.
Wait a second. How did she even get into the account? Are you saying you gave HER the password when WE were together?
You are disgusting. I can't believe I ever let you access my Netflix account.
I'm sorry! It was a one-time thing! She was drunk and she gchatted me, and she really wanted to watch The West Wing, and....Things got out of hand.
Wow. So the whole time we were dating, you'd just GIVE IT AWAY to any random drunk girl?!
And you didn't even use protection.
No, you know what? I don't even want to hear this. You sicken me.
It meant nothing, I swear!
I really thought we had something special. You were the only guy I gave that password to, you know. If we'd gone out a little longer, I was even planning to let you have my...HBO Go password.
Yeah. Good luck finding another girl who'll do that.
Listen, I get that you're upset, but I think you're overreacting a little. This is totally treatable! I think I can get you my little brother's best friend's girlfriend's password.
Fine. I guess it could be worse. I mean, hey, it's not like we lost access to your mom's Hulu Plus account, right?
Never call me again.