Christmas has come early this year, and by that I mean here are a bunch of bootleg toys that have taken a shit all over your childhood.
It's a robot that transforms into a Jewish woman from Queens named Fran.
Okay, I recognize C3-PO (not a superhero) any idea on the other two weirdos?
He's not the action figure Gotham wanted, but he was the only thing available.
The robot transforms into a cruise ship that sinks and kills thousands. Fun for all!
This was actually made during Disney's demonic possession phase in the late 1990s.
Every child wants a Robert.
America needs a movie version of Silverbat. Get on it, Christopher Nolan!
No super powers, but his mom told him he was special.
From Marvel's forgotten James Spader comic series.
Probably still not as disappointing as the Michael Bay version.
These are the embodiment of disappointment. There is nothing "fantastica" about this.
Even if you beat the game you still freeze to death at the end.
Robert Cop is the "furniture of law enforcement" and don't you forget it.
Set this thing on fire and send it back to the Disney hellscape from which it came.