Christmas has come early this year, and by that I mean here are a bunch of bootleg toys that have taken a shit all over your childhood. 

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It's a robot that transforms into a Jewish woman from Queens named Fran. 

 

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Okay, I recognize C3-PO (not a superhero) any idea on the other two weirdos?

 

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He's not the action figure Gotham wanted, but he was the only thing available. 

 

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The robot transforms into a cruise ship that sinks and kills thousands. Fun for all!

 

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This was actually made during Disney's demonic possession phase in the late 1990s. 

 

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Every child wants a Robert. 

 

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America needs a movie version of Silverbat. Get on it, Christopher Nolan!

 

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No super powers, but his mom told him he was special. 

 

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From Marvel's forgotten James Spader comic series.

 

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Probably  still not as disappointing as the Michael Bay version. 

 

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These are the embodiment of disappointment. There is nothing "fantastica" about this. 

 

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Even if you beat the game you still freeze to death at the end. 

 

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Robert Cop is the "furniture of law enforcement" and don't you forget it. 

 

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Set this thing on fire and send it back to the Disney hellscape from which it came. 

 

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Technically not a toy, just a bootleg so bad it's crossed over into awesome.