If a giant fire-breathing lizard creature did emerge from the sea to stomp the world's cities, it would be a huge pain in the ass for soooo many reasons. Aside from the death and destruction, there would also be NO WI-FI. And when the wi-fi did come back up, your Facebook feed would be littered with Upworthy posts like "Godzilla Thought He Could Bully Tokyo, You Won't Believe What Happened Next!" (Spoiler: he bullied the fuck out of Tokyo into smithereens.)
NachoPunch has rolled out #GodzillaProblems to highlight how Godzilla is basically a giant cockblock for every possible aspect of your life.