I was on Ebay the other night and it didn't take long to end up in the wrong neighborhood. Seriously, collectibles  -> crafts -> oddities -> and uh oh, here comes nightmare taxidermy.

Somebody send these creatures back to the hellscape from which they came. Or, if you prefer to never sleep again, you can go to Ebay and bid on them. 

 

1. Mosquitoes don't seem so bad anymore. 

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2. This eel is the reason you'll never set foot in the ocean again.

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3.  If a duck fucked a groundhog, this would be the result. 

 

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4. The one thing googly eyes can't improve. 

 

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5. If you've ever wanted a security camera in a deer's ass, Ebay has you covered. 

 

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6. Cute until this happens.

 

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7. Part piranha, part toad, completely terrible. 

 

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8. The mullet just makes it that much more horrifying. 

 

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9. Almost as terrifying as the new happy meal box. Almost. 

 

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10. No, steampunk. Just no. 

 

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11. Pretty sure I saw this in a Guillermo del Toro movie. 

 

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12. Nope, nope and nope. 

 

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