By Caldwell Tanner
Who Would Really Win if Batman and Superman Fought
1. Superman and Batman battle each other on a rooftop. In the foreground, an excited nerd addresses the camera.
Nerd: At long last, the epic showdown between Batman and Superman is finally upon us!
3. The nerd clenches his fists in anticipation.
Nerd: I can't wait to see who wins!
4. Close-up of the nerd getting punched in the face.
5. Nerd lies on the ground in a daze while a mugger steals his wallet. Behind him several criminals and a few Lexcorp robots loot the city. In the sky batman and superman continue to fight.
Nerd: Oh right, crime. Crime wins.