Sometimes, even if you fail, you should still get a trophy because hey good effort you deserve some recognition. Then there are times when you really shouldn't be getting any trophy... like that thing should have never been created in the first place. I just can't believe they made trophies for these things:
1. Congrats on finishing dead-ass last
2. For Speech competitions, Hitler is apparently an inspirational speaker.
3. If you play enough Mario Kart, this happens. God these are glorious actually. Source: Imgur
4. Even more Mario Kart:
5. Now you have PROOF that you're a douchebagSource: Imgur
6. This sailing team is going to look back at this picture with regret...
7. This trophy is making me look at fishing in a new light
8. When white men are awarded for having an opinion on the Internet:
9. This will surely impress strangers
10. I know you can't read what this is for -- that's up to your imagination
11. No comment
12. Simplicity is key! Source: Imgur
13. Way to encourage yourself to go to next year's chili cook-off
14. And remember to win with grace!