Bore your pet or leave it alone too much and it will rip your sofa to shreds like there was an F.B.I. sting going down.
Don't bother asking for a warrant, the only thing you'll find is dog poop in the bed.
It was a two man job.
The dirt nest makes the cushion so much more comfortable than before.
This is how your dog feels about you spending time in your home office vs. at the park with him.
Your dog seems to really be enjoying the new deck furniture.
This is their way of saying "where the fuck is dinner?"
He genuinely thought you'd prefer the insides ripped out of your mattress.
Maybe he saw a bird, maybe it was an ax murderer -- either way, it was important he shove his entire body through the blinds to check.
"It was like this when I found it. I swear."
On the plus side, you know there's not 10 pounds of illegal heroin in your couch.
Dogs show their love in many ways, destroying your shit is just one of them.
While you were at Comic-Con your dog went full nerd-rage on your chair. Welcome home!
They're gonna feel awfully embarrassed when they realize there was never a ball inside the couch.
Some pets enjoy curling up in your lap, others enjoy eating pillows.
The weird guy with the pet tarantula doesn't feel your pain.