Bore your pet or leave it alone too much and it will rip your sofa to shreds like there was an F.B.I. sting going down.  

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Don't bother asking for a warrant, the only thing you'll find is dog poop in the bed.

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It was a two man job. 

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The dirt nest makes the cushion so much more comfortable than before. 

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This is how your dog feels about you spending time in your home office vs. at the park with him. 

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Source: doglifetrain

Your dog seems to really be enjoying the new deck furniture. 

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Source: slightlywarped

This is their way of saying "where the fuck is dinner?"

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He genuinely thought you'd prefer the insides ripped out of your mattress. 

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Source: dailydwadle

Maybe he saw a bird, maybe it was an ax murderer -- either way, it was important he shove his entire body through the blinds to check. 

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"It was like this when I found it. I swear."

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On the plus side, you know there's not 10 pounds of illegal heroin in your couch. 

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Source:  shitmypetruined

Dogs show their love in many ways, destroying your shit is just one of them.

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While you were at Comic-Con your dog went full nerd-rage on your chair. Welcome home!

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They're gonna feel awfully embarrassed when they realize there was never a ball inside the couch. 

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Some pets enjoy curling up in your lap, others enjoy eating pillows. 

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The weird guy with the pet tarantula doesn't feel your pain.