If you read a fireworks warning label, most of them will say "Do not hold in hand." None of them seem to specify though about butt-cracks, and that's where these people are running into trouble. (The makers should probably also add "Do not attach to a sleeping individuall" to the list.)

Here are 13 people (and 1 dog) that should keep away from the bottle rockets  this year. 

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