Impress your friends! Family! Even lovers! Let us know how this worked for you. (Special thanks to reddit user MasterMilky for the wonderful instructions). 

 

 

1. Start out with your napkin spread out:

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2. Next, fold in half lengthwise: 

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3. Then fold it over again, quartering it: 

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4. Bring in the top two corners so they are touching: 

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5. Fold the point where the triangles meet back: 

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6. Grab the top corners of the triangle and fold downwards to form the head: 

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7. Grab the edges and roll them into the center: 

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8. Roll in once more to finalize your nap dick: 

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Beautiful! 

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