All of these messages/artworks are of vital importance, so please, if you encounter any of them, don't be selfish; buy some drugs and keep them in circulation.
1) See, this guy gets it.
2) I wonder how much weird shit this guy's gotten in his mailbox since he wrote this.
3) We keep it classy here in the states.
Source: Mutilated Money
4) Whoever did this 100% for sure does not have a job.
5) Yep. Next question.
6) Sadly, this is the closest many people will get to touching a real live girl-butt.
7) This hipster Lincoln
8) This Captain America Lincoln
9) This Spock Lincoln
10) Holy shit there are a lot of these
11) Oh look, a president being honest for once. ZING
Source: Pleated Jeans
12) Priceless life advice