EW EW EW IT IS SO GROSS AND IT'S PROBABLY CRAWLED ALL OVER YOUR BED ALREADY AND GOD YOU JUST WANNA DIE RATHER THAN SEE IT FOR ONE MORE SECOND.
There now, did that make you feel better? Because that roach is still there, and you still have to do something about it.
WHAT WILL DO YOU?
1. Invite your neighbor over, then have him kill it.
2. Muster your courage and kill it yourself.
3. Move out of your house.