If she doesn't fall for you immediately after this brilliant a-loan pun, it's her loss.
Eminem: master of puns and Peeping Tom.
Gesundheit, and bravo.
Brilliant wordplay, but troubling behavior.
Hope he steps on one of the pieces, 'cause then he'd be crushing it.
Oh man, I bet Lady Gaga went postal when she heard this.
Do you even lift, Beelzebub? Cause you about to get exercised, son!
Windowpain: (n) the emotion felt when you watch your girlfriend leave you through a window.
The icing on this proverbial pun cake: his potatoes... are baked.
This pun is pure gold, it's so amazing Eminem had to make sure you got it in the next line.