You've done it again, Japan! And by "it" I mean create something completely weird as fuck. It's called the Facial Fitness Pao and it looks like a rubber boomerang that you stick in your mouth and bob your head around. For the purpose of??????
The makers were somehow able to convince soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo to use hold it. (Maybe they kidnapped his family and said if he didn't do their commercial they'd murder everyone, OR maybe they just offered him more money than the entire economy of Madagascar. It's anyone's guess!)
Ronaldo was wise enough not to stick the black dildo-looking device in his mouth, but he sure nails it when it comes to kicking that ball and smiling! That's why he makes the big bucks.