Isn't is weird to watch people falling in love in movies? They meet in "real" life (that does NOT mean Tinder), fall in love and start dating. But, for us earthlings, that almost never happens anymore. To make life easier or at least a little interesting, here are some places that seriously need to start a dating agency:
For all bookworms and those who can't make out at home since parents are over, libraries and bookstores should start a service to pair up people with similar book choices. You can discuss your crappy taste in books and later get hot and heavy in the dusty old section where nobody ever goes.
In movies attractive people somehow always manage to get seats together, whereas in reality, you're always stuck next to the creep who snores too loud or the lady with the crying baby. Airplanes should have a service where prior to the flight, passengers fill out forms listing the kind of person they want sitting next to them. It many not lead you to your soulmate but at least you can have sex in the lavatory.
Remember all those Friday nights you went to the movies alone? And then you pretended to have a good time there while all you were noticing was the number of couples making out. Well, wouldn't it be great if there were a special section reserved just for people who come alone. But, beware - chances of running into losers are sky-rocketingly high. But then again, you're no better and neither is Tinder.
Ah, the most sexually-charged place on this planet! How many times have you wanted to just jump on the hottie standing next to you? Well, here the lift man needs to act as the matchmaker. Would be pretty cool if he wears a Cupid costume.
So tired of reading people's description on Tinder that says- "If anyone asks, we met at Whole Foods." If that's what you want to say, why not actually meet someone at Whole Foods? The supermarket should definitely have an aisle to pick up your next girlfriend or boyfriend or simply tell someone they're hot.
So, you went to a gallery after hearing about all those nude paintings but now you're bored of them. You want something real. This is why galleries and museums should encourage live art. Live naked art. It would be like a classy version of a strip club.
Ah, if only the time spent in line to get your coffee could be put to a more productive use. Starbucks should have separate lines for singles, committed, in an open relationship, DTF and the like. No better way to find like minded people. And, if your coffee order is the same ... WOOHOO SOULMATE.