1. Finger Covers
Before finger covers, if you wanted to eat chips without getting your fingers greasy, you had to wear an entire glove. What a hassle! Sure, you could wash your hands after snacking, but who has time to do that anymore?
2. Portable Watermelon Coolers
These are great if you want to keep your watermelon chilled on your way to a picnic and perfect if you'd like to give the elderly women in your neighborhood a challenge when it comes to calling a baby "adorable."
3. Banana Slicer
C'mon, people. I can slice a banana--and I'm not even allowed near knives.
4. Temperature-controlled Butter Dish
Because you know how hard it is to get people to eat butter.
5. Finger Plates
Good luck trying to take these away before I have a chance to lick them clean, busboys! You horrible hardworking jerks!
6. "Cherry Chomper" Cherry Pitter
I don't even eat enough cherries to know that they have a pit.