1. Finger Covers

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via talkativeblair

Before finger covers, if you wanted to eat chips without getting your fingers greasy, you had to wear an entire glove. What a hassle! Sure, you could wash your hands after snacking, but who has time to do that anymore?

 

2. Portable Watermelon Coolers

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via techcrunch

These are great if you want to keep your watermelon chilled on your way to a picnic and perfect if you'd like to give the elderly women in your neighborhood a challenge when it comes to calling a baby "adorable."

 

3. Banana Slicer

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via Amazon

C'mon, people. I can slice a banana--and I'm not even allowed near knives.

 

4. Temperature-controlled Butter Dish

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via Alfille

Because you know how hard it is to get people to eat butter.

 

5. Finger Plates

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via thisiswhyimbroke

Good luck trying to take these away before I have a chance to lick them clean, busboys! You horrible hardworking jerks!

 

6. "Cherry Chomper" Cherry Pitter

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via Amazon

I don't even eat enough cherries to know that they have a pit.