The snarky Amazon reviews accurately sum up the ridiculousness of the product:
Even if you put aside the logic that FLORAL=WOMEN WILL BUY, the size of tools should be dependent on the job ... not the gender of the user. These tools were made tiny to look "cute", but if you're operating under the assumption that these are for delicate women flowers with weak ladywrists, then they would need larger hammers to leverage more force.
When ladies want to carry a form of self-protection (since they can't, you know, assume that they won't be attacked), they want their weapon to be intimidating and EXPRESS THEIR FEMININITY.
Like this gun:
Or this pepperspray:
Or this cat self-defense keychain:
You're only seeing this if you're trying to cause me physical harm, but LOOK HOW ADORABLE THIS KITTY IS THAT I'M USING TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE.
Spalding Lady Flying Golf Balls are pink, because that's a color people in marketing KNOW women identify with. They are designed for "lower swing speeds" because, well, sports are icky and women are bad at them.
Sure, there's normal body pillows, but physical affection is a desire that's specific to women.
Released in Japan, The Honda Fit She's (yes, real name) comes complete with "a windshield and air conditioning that claims to help a woman's sensitive skin." Thank you, Honda, for recognizing the unique vanity of womankind.