So who can punch a soccer ball farther: a goalie or a professional boxer? It's useless questions like that which would have never existed before the internet. And that's why I love them. Lassi Hurskainen wanted to see who could punch a ball farthest down the field and put his punch up against boxer Robert Helenius -- who after hearing that voice has me convinced is just a bear wearing a human bodysuit. Sore throat or did the dude just have gravel for breakfast? 

Not to spoil anything, but Helenius basically sends the ball into orbit. I'm pretty sure the guy could take out a satellite if he put his mind to it.