When you're in a relationship, sometimes saying sorry just doesn't cut it. To really express your feelings, you need a lot of heart, a few cups of flour, and complete disregard for social etiquette of any kind.
1) At least she's hot now ;) Y'know, except for all the 2nd degree burns :(
2) I hope this is a wedding cake.
3) Personality isn't everything, sweetie! You've got pretty decent boobs and that's all that counts!
4) I'm guessing...40th anniversary?
5) You vomit on a girl's cat, and you're basically vomiting on her heart.
6) That's like a compliment though! She's just an older you!
7) Nothing says love like a big ole steaming pile of icing.
8) After you've been together for awhile, "I love you" sure does start to sound different...
9) If this doesn't work, then I give up on love.
10) White icing was an inconsiderate choice; the wound is still fresh.