There are many obstacles we face in life, for this drunken man one of those obstacles is a sinking kayak. I'm not sure how his kayak began to sink, but that's really not important, what we do know is that his friend Sarah can do nothing to help him. He could probably just stand up and flip his kayak over, but that would require not regressing to a crying man-child -- and that's definitely not happening. 

"Sarah help me, paaleeezzz help me. Oh nooooo *glug, glug, glug*

R.I.P. sad drunken kayak guy. 

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