Pez retired this dispenser, but brought it back 5 months later and fired its replacement.
If it wasn't for this Pez dispenser, the Kevin Ward Jr. one wouldn't have been discontinued.
"Hey kids, you want to try a little candy?"
Just because the FDA makes him grill chicken instead of deep fry it, doesn't mean we should limit the Colonel's causing childhood obesity.
It's been almost 30 years since you've won a World Series. Get your shit together and EARN a Pez dispenser!
Blue Sky has never seemed more like candy to kids.
Actually modeled after The Black Keys, the Pez company skipped just enough details in the face to make these two more likely to show up at your soccer practice than you will at their concerts.
Yeah, nothing could possibly go wrong with this...
The company lists the colors as "Flesh" and "Club Med", giving new meaning to the phrase, "Son, Grandpa comes from a different time."
This buzzkill of a Pez died for your sins...and of diabetes...but mostly for your sins.
I know it's kind of just how he looks, but could they have at least used more of his body so the Pez dispenser didn't make him look so much like, well, balls?
When you tilt his head back, shame comes out.