SkyMall has nearly 400 lawn sculptures, each one terrible in its own unique way. Narrowing down the list to find the crappiest of the crap was a difficult task, but here are their 15 most ridiculous. 

15. Stinky the Garden Gnome - $14: Looking for a garden gnome that's taking a shit right on your lawn? SkyMall has you covered. 

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14. Garden Pygmy - $79: Not only is this thing some sort of deformed creepshow that only has four fingers on each hand, it's wearing a speedo, too. Local legend says that it comes to life during the full moon and maxes out your credit card on shitty SkyMall products. 

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13. Great White Garden Shark - $299: I can see this being kinda amusing if you own a beach bar, but even then, it's only a matter of time before some drunken spring breaker pukes in the shark's mouth. 

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12. Alien Flying Saucer - $275: "Holy crap, did an alien spacecraft just crash in the neighbor's yard?!" Nope, it's only a shitty-looking SkyMall statue. 

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11. Roswell Alien - $99: You can't have a shitty flying saucer statue without an equally shitty a naked alien statue to go along with it. 

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