Jerry Seinfeld won a CLIO at the CLIO Awards the other night. If you don't work in advertising, that's the award show that gives statues to people who are really good at lying to other people. As Seinfeld put it, he really didn't even win the thing, but he got it and for a brief moment it made him feel good and that's all that matters. Because he knows that eventually he'll be worm food and somebody will take his CLIO and throw it in the trash, but who cares, because for five minutes he's happy about his shiny, meaningless paperweight. 

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