The Susan G. Komen Foundation recently struck a $100,000 deal with an oil and fracking company, and even my spell-check thinks that's just wrong. The company produced 1,000 pink drill bits to help raise awareness for breast cancer, but lots of folks are noting that fracking is thought to be connected to cancer in some communities.

Here are a few things that are just fine the way they are, thank you very much:

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Komen's backing fracking? My bags are a-packing!

 

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Did you know Shigeru Mayamoto originally wanted Kirby to be yellow? He's the guy that came up with Mario AND Zelda, so, uh, maybe we should listen to him?

 

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A pink Bible? Holy schnikes!

 

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Not sure what they're trying to accomplish here...?? I didn't like bananas to begin with, so count me OUT.

 

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This could be pretty good actually. No! No. I'm not trying it.

 

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Don't EVEN...get me started.

 

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Blue! It's right there in the name! It's called respect, ever heard of it?