Tornados & hurricanes. They're terrifying and cause millions in damage every year. But are they as mysterious as we think they are? Do they, in fact, follow a set of behaviors? And are those behaviors essentially the exact same as a stupider version of Marvel's "The Hulk"?
With absolute certainty, yes.
HULK NO LIKE PATIO FURNITURE. HULK GET RID OF PATIO FURNITURE. PATIO FURNITURE GONE NOW.
CURB TRIP HULK. HULK EMBARRASSED. HULK STAB CURB.
NEVER ANYTHING TO EAT AT HULK HOUSE. HULK MAD AT FRIDGE.
(via Chuck Dowell)
DONT TALK TO HULK BEFORE HIS MORNING COFFEE. HA HA HA. BUT NOT A JOKE.
HULK THINK FRIEND'S VINYL COLLECTION PRETENTIOUS.
HULK FINISH BORROWING CAR FROM FRIEND. HULK PARK ON LAWN. HULK SAY THANKS TO FRIEND.
HULK FOUND THIS IN LAWN, BUT THAT WHERE CARS GO. HULK REMEDY SITUATION.
HULK RETURN FRIEND'S FAVOR BY LOADING LUMBER INTO FRIEND'S TRUCK. HULK LIKES FRIEND. FRIEND WANNA HANG OUT? NO? WHY NOT? THE DESTRUCTION THING?
(a Hulk-like sigh)