Generally if you're running late, stopping to type out 140 characters declaring your lateness to no one in particular isn't going to get you to your destination faster.  But maybe it does.  Don't ask me, ask these people.

 

1.

undefined

Is your homework tweeting?  If not, this isn't helping.

(via Jessie_Sandefur)

 

2.

undefined

Stop tweeting and get to class!  (Sorry about your juice thingy.)

(via DonAlejandra)

 

3.

undefined

Hope it's not yours?  It's still bad, but that'd be pretty bad.

(via LocoForLisa)

 

4.

undefined

"Me too!" - everyone else on the road while you tweet this.

(via LisaTant)

 5.

undefined

Even British sophisticates are late and tweet about it!

(via iainh)