Yes, that headline is a bit strange and about as lowbrow as it gets, but it's also completely truthful for everyone involved. Taking the subway at rush hour is never a fun experience, and the LAST thing that a commuter needs is an ill-timed boner making the journey home even more uncomfortable for everyone involved. Subway doors can be very unforgiving. 

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