Congratulations. You and your significant other are serious enough to embark on an important milestone: the couple's outfit. You want something that allows you to complement each other while showcasing your collective wit. Even though everyone says aww no matter what, most of you lovebirds are pretty nauseating.

1. These Giant Boobs

They are a bit lopsided but hey, that's just realistic.

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2. 'Cast Away' Tom Hanks and Wilson

An hommage to one of the greatest love stories ever told.

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tealshoes

 

3. The Characters From Juno

Extra points if she's really pregnant. 

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imclassythx

 

4. A Pinata and the Birthday Boy  

This might not end well. 

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csmasher80

 

5. Army Figurines

Definitely had me fooled for a second.

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gothamsdarknight

 

 

6. The Most Annoying Travelers Ever

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7.  A Real, Live Birth

Doesn't seem like the most portable costume

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8.  USB and Socket

Lame premise, unless you consider the sexual OVERTONES going on here

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9.  Pajama Pigs

Just an arbitrary animal with no pun. Plus, it looks really comfy.

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Don't forget: Enter College Humor's 2014 Halloween Costume Contest starting October 30th!