Congratulations. You and your significant other are serious enough to embark on an important milestone: the couple's outfit. You want something that allows you to complement each other while showcasing your collective wit. Even though everyone says aww no matter what, most of you lovebirds are pretty nauseating.
1. These Giant Boobs
They are a bit lopsided but hey, that's just realistic.
2. 'Cast Away' Tom Hanks and Wilson
An hommage to one of the greatest love stories ever told.
3. The Characters From Juno
Extra points if she's really pregnant.
4. A Pinata and the Birthday Boy
This might not end well.
5. Army Figurines
Definitely had me fooled for a second.
6. The Most Annoying Travelers Ever
Straight from Long Island all the way to Orlando
7. A Real, Live Birth
Doesn't seem like the most portable costume
8. USB and Socket
Lame premise, unless you consider the sexual OVERTONES going on here
9. Pajama Pigs
Just an arbitrary animal with no pun. Plus, it looks really comfy.
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