When you get a chance to embarrass the President of the United States, you take it -- and then pray that the secret service doesn't snatch you up in the middle of the night and throw you into a cell miles beneath the earth.
Mike Jones' fiancee, Aia Cooper, was standing next to Obama at a Chicago voting booth when Jones thought he'd crack a joke and walked by telling Obama "Don't touch my girlfriend."
Oooooooooh, you just got called out, Barack!
Bravo, Mike Jones, you just trolled the most powerful man on the planet. Somebody get this American hero a drink.