Hey there, fellow hilarious Dads! So you've heard about this "Ebola" scare but you're not quite sure how you can turn every situation of every day into a vague, barely-sense-making Ebola joke? Well worry no longer!

Here are 10 really simple situations you'll probably find yourself in over the next couple months, and the appropriate "Dad Zinger" you can pull out to totally BRING THE EBOLA LAFFS and embarrass your family and everyone around you... with how funny you are!

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- A good, classic all-purpose Zinger that should be applicable all Winter and also the next 5 years.



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- As more cities report Ebola cases, your opportunities for hilarity only increase!!!

 

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- Explaining the joke immediately afterwards helps it really land. Bonus DadTip there!



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- Strangers in malls will especially like this joke.



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- Following a killer joke with a vague confused fact will leave your family doubly speechless, which is the ideal reaction for any great comedian.