Forget about prancercise, jazzercise, or any other form of "cise" that's out there. The ONLY real workout you should be doing is the one that makes you look like a mushy-mouthed stroke victim. I'm talking about Carol Maggio's Facercise; the facial workout that "the rich and famous" were paying thousands of dollars for in the 1990s.
It's pretty easy, simply do your best impression of a blowup doll, and you'll be on your way to looking like an infomercial host in no time!
"Up, down, up, down..."
Pretend you're an old man who just lost his dentures to a turtle.
This facercise helps you perfect that much used "Mhmmm" face.
Start counting, because that does something.
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