The folks at ADHD have recognized the glaring absence of Thanksgiving songs and taken it upon themselves to bestow the internet with this catchy little turkey day number. Sure, it involves turkeys getting their heads chopped off and Black Friday rioting, but it's still better than hearing "Jingle Bells" over the speakers of every department store the day after Halloween.
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