Usually Found: Pointing at the screen during cartoons, slowly nodding to Pink Floyd and other not-even-that-weird music, Googling high-res Dali paintings
Typical Quote: "Man, Jim Henson must've been high as SHIT when he came up with Kermit The Frog. Talking animals? Like, how could you even think of something like that?"
Usually Found: Arguing for the merits of Hawaiian pizza before the bowl's made its first go-around, repetitively insisting that they'll totally replace their roommate's food, putting sriracha on shit
Typical Quote: [Inhale] "Hey guys I'm already kinda feeling it anyone wanna get some garlic knots??" [Exhale]
Usually Found: Sharing a fun story about the first time she snuck pot into a concert, then you quickly do the math in your head about what year that was and say to yourself "wait a minute... that story about doing coke with the bassist from Sugar Ray happened when she was thirteen??"
Typical Quote: "I'm glad pot doesn't make you feel really itchy the next morning the way PCP does, y'know?"
Usual Activities: Smoking then going to the gym, smoking then playing Ultimate for four hours, smoking at 5 pm then having an entire night out, smoking then driving to their volunteer job at the Boys & Girls club and really making a difference in those children's lives
Typical Quote: "Nothing like a good ol' wake n' bake to grease up the joints for this half marathon."
Usual Activities: Getting high before funerals, getting high before holiday dinners and laughing when grandparents say the names of ailments, getting high before a day of classes then not completing any credits for a semester and getting high after that cause who gives a shit
Typical Quote: "So anyway, long story short, I just stayed in the bathroom stall with my feet on the toilet bowl for my brother's entire wedding reception! His wife's cousin had to ad-lib a Best Man speech in my place and he totally bombed, everyone was real mad, haha. It was fuckin' hilarious."
Usual Activities: Suddenly laughing at someone in the room's anecdote and everyone just then noticing them, asking people "remind me what your name is again? I know we've met," stopping to "get cash" when walking to a new location then not being seen again for weeks
Typical Quote: [Knocking on door while entering] "Knock knock! Heyyy, how's it going?"