Fresh out of the shower, you lean forward to grab the deodorant and - BOOP - contact!
Sometimes surfin' the net is best done bareback.
If you're going for the squat, sorry, there just aint no avoiding it.
From the nights you were just feeling "Bush-Suave."
When you text commando.
For no particular reason. Just curious.
Nude Criss-Cross-Applesaucing sure can come with its "kicks."
Sort of a way of marking your territory. Even if no one knows you did it... you still know you did.
We were ALL eight once, right? You're a dishonest person if you say you didn't... Come on, BULLSHIT! EVERY kid does that, right?? I'll never forget it.
Just another thing that we definitely all did! Yessir. All of us indeed... I miss ya, Bonnie.