"Decorating a Christmas tree? Psh, that's soooo mainstream." Now if you want to truly be on the cutting edge of hip/stupid, you'll hang some ornaments in your beard, because that's a thing now, I guess.
Mike Kennedy and Pauline Ashford saw the need for looking festive and idiotic during the holiday season and invented Beard Baubles; Christmas ornaments for beards. Yes, it's pretty silly looking, but there's a part of me that knows if I had a Paul Bunyon beard and got drunk at a holiday party, I'd probably put them in there just for the hell of it.
Why stop with ornaments though? Go ahead and throw some tinsel and glitter in that beard to get a truly turn your face into a Christmas tree.
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